The Chronicles of Lard.

Hidup Babi, Makan Babi.

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Monday, January 16, 2006


first candidate:

coming soon: yuen fei's turn

Thursday, December 01, 2005


Queen Babi has travelled to indonesia and found that our fellow friends has been suckled by balinese all over the island.

I tried a little. I think Subang Babi lebih sedap lah. And we are still surviving ! Kloppppppp!!!!!!

Anyway's.... have a look at the art of pig that miss Queen drew. Cute Fat One semacam the artist. ekekekek.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Piggy Personality Test

Before this blog is scheduled for deletion, here's another piggy link I found.

A piggy personality test!

My piggy personality results here!

Do yours here!

Sunday, October 16, 2005

A babi update

Well hey, this blog is as good as a dead log.

Still... we have visitors coming in here once in a while...

Just fyi, I read from a blog that a pig's orgasm lasts for a good half hour. Whoaaaa!!! I bet some men rather be pigs now. Heeheehee!

So, the rest of you babis... this ain't a kandang without snorting and mud kicking... where have ya'll disappeared to?

Pigs off!
Babi-Wan Kenobi

Friday, October 14, 2005

at least i tried...

on the 12th of Oct... i slept at 6 a.m. plus... to finish up my assignment which was due on 13th of course. sigh, my normal procedure of doing assignments last minute... Had only 3 hours sleep b4 i had to wake up again.
but this time, the assignment is so near to the exams... kinda spoils my biological clock. so anyways on the 13th night. i was very eager to study... but had a kinda "compressed" feeling in my head... after a loooong day in uni 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. So, i decided not to waste time... and SLEEP.
went to bed at 9 a.m. didn't exactly fall asleep yet.. had a few phone calls.. one fr zz, one is some zabo who missed call.. when i called back she.. harh? se mo?... wrong number i guess. then some fwded sms fr digi. and my dad called me. He thought i was out. I could hear him from upstairs...
* this is me... with my comfy blanket, zzzi'ng away...
mr. wee : *ring* *ring* where are you? went out ah?
leen: no, i'm upstairs in my room. sleeping.
mr. wee: oh sleeping ah? sorry sorry, bye.
so then i snoreddd offfffff... till my alarm rang at 530 a.m. woke up. Eager to study again. but i went down to cook a maggie mee first... hungry lah.
then i sat down n study fr 630 to 840. my eyes could hardly open then.. so i went downstairs... sliced timun.... lay it on my eyes n lie down for a while.. then before i know it.. my mouth is wide open... and there i was sleeping again... another nap worth 2 hours.
what am i to do... exams on the 24th. i'm gonna die. i keep sleeping. but at least i tried... gonna keep trying lah.
but for now... i have concluded that i'm ReaLLy Such a PIG!!!

Thursday, August 11, 2005

The Bee is getting stung.

This post is dedicated to the lovely and ever bitchy Bea. Here's to hoping that.......

She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
She'll be coming round the mountain, she'll be coming round the mountain,She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes!

Completely lost? Nevermind...find the song here!

Yes Bea, I know you want to kill me.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Sticking with the babi(island?) theme...

On Pulau Besar
"This island got its former name, Pulau Babi Besar, (directly translated as Big Boars Island) from the numerous wild boars that roamed the island before man inhabited the place. Surprisingly, there is not a single boar on the island at present and thus, the reason for the change of name to Pulau Besar". (some website)
Do you see them changing Jalan Kuching to Jalan Kereta? I don't.

Saturday, June 25, 2005

In commemoration of the "one week more event" as well.


One more week to paradise.....

It's a pity I'm not tagging along. My deepest regret for the year....

Nonetheless, here's a little glimpse of your fantasy island.

Get wet. Get wild. Get babi!


Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Mercedes P-Class


Ohhh my gawdddddd.