Classic Babi Jokes

I love DiGi even more today.

Free movie passes and popcorns plus coke = babi's night out.

We rushed out from the kandang to watch robots in TGV.

Love the intro of robots, on how the baby was "made". who could have think of thaT?

Besides the giggles from robots. we had some quality babi jokes too.. which ought to be published.

the kepit joke
we saw a kepit underneath the basin which we guessed was used to pick up "ughhh" stuffs from the jamban. but it's actually the bbq kepit.
rachel : hey that's what i use for BBQ.
alyson: to kepit sausages
leen: the sausage dropped off?

haha, ken n babana .. that's what we were laughing at.

the tampon joke
ken was telling us how this girl stuffed tampons into her roommates jamban for revenge.
Ken: ..... such a good idea... must use tampons next time..
Rachel: Why would you even have tampons in the first place?


WHY? ... we thought of an answer..


... to save you from diarrhoea attack when swimming!


now tampons becomes a unisex thing. better jot it down in your redang list guys. If not, you'd be worse that aunt fanny from robot, smelly fartsy plus FLUID STOOL. eeeeewwwwww

I bet "Save the Turtles" committee will freestyle over and put you into Turtle Jail. Could be pretty scary underneath the huge cangkerang.

PLUS, you wouldn't want to spoil the betina babi's appetite for sausages on BBQ night right?

I hear Pasir Panjang is a good spot for MANHUNT.. so ... :) hehe.

the buta kerbau joke
rachel was trying to tell the mamak waiter that her mee goreng takda mata kerbau. hrmm.. so what's a mee goreng without mata kerbau? ...

we figured it can be called mee goreng dengan buta kerbau.

Haha, but to think of it, if buta still got eyeballs right... means must correct out the egg yolk.. then only buta kerbau!!


k la jantan dan betina babi sekalian's.. it's 4 a.m. now.. .. i wrote this post first time.. then error.
When i click edit, the whole post was gone.. left back the tajuk .. pathetic.

Second time, i saved as draft, but to ensure it's even safer.. i click Ctrl + C to copy.. but the whole post when misssing ..

So this is my third time..

Finally i finish my babi assignment..

So g'nite to all my jantan + betina babi kawan .. see you soon!