Top 10 signs you're worshipping HOGzilla

10. Your food offerings include mud, dirt, leftover food thrown in a bucket or anything dirty and yucky.

9. Your bible/quran/sutras consists of recipes on how to cook pork.

8. Your Christmas tune starts off with 'Tis the season to be porky, tra-la-la-la-la.....'

7. You're expected to build a cross big enough to barbeque a whole piglet.

6. You issue a fatwa or jihad on 'Babi, ditanggunghalal'

5. His sole commandment: Thou shalt makan babi, tidur babi, berak babi.

4. bbQ chicken? No response
Beef steak? No response
A hundred sticks of nicely grilled satay babi? Yeahhhhh, bring it on!

3. Instead of a communion wafer, you're supposed to eat pork floss.

2. When you play mahjong, you shout out words like 'Pork' for Pong, 'Cock' for Kong, 'Sek Chu' for sek wu.

And the number one sign you're worshipping HOGZILLA is




1. You are part of this kandang babi! Muahhahhahhahahaha =P

Note: No religious offense taken. Written strictly for laughter. One more thing, ripped from here. Enjoy!