10 perished in freak tragedy

SUBANG JAYA: Police discovered charred remains of 10 university students in a double-storey link house. Found at the scene were a few objects believed to be weapons of mass mutilation. Barrels of kerosene, a pair of tongs and pincers, a mahjong set, a pictionary board game and a very large handphone assumably were the cause of this inhumane act. Reports from crime scene investigators showed bodies of the victims were barbarically savaged. Privates of male victims clipped off by sharp-ended tongs, chest of females severely pressed using mahjong tiles thereafter their carcasses left to burn in kerosene presumably ignited by the radioactive rays of a mobile phone. Police also located a BMW smeared with what smelt like pig's blood in big, bold words "PAY UP RM 350". According to statements from neighbours, words like 'mafia', 'doctor' and 'civilians' were heard throughout the night. The most unsightly and violent crime scene in many decades, police credits it to works of brilliant criminal masterminds.

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