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Saturday, June 25, 2005

In commemoration of the "one week more event" as well.


Sandy

One more week to paradise.....


It's a pity I'm not tagging along. My deepest regret for the year....

Nonetheless, here's a little glimpse of your fantasy island.

Get wet. Get wild. Get babi!

=P

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Mercedes P-Class

Example

Ohhh my gawdddddd.

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Top 10 signs you're worshipping HOGzilla

10. Your food offerings include mud, dirt, leftover food thrown in a bucket or anything dirty and yucky.

9. Your bible/quran/sutras consists of recipes on how to cook pork.

8. Your Christmas tune starts off with 'Tis the season to be porky, tra-la-la-la-la.....'

7. You're expected to build a cross big enough to barbeque a whole piglet.

6. You issue a fatwa or jihad on 'Babi, ditanggunghalal'

5. His sole commandment: Thou shalt makan babi, tidur babi, berak babi.

4. bbQ chicken? No response
Beef steak? No response
A hundred sticks of nicely grilled satay babi? Yeahhhhh, bring it on!

3. Instead of a communion wafer, you're supposed to eat pork floss.

2. When you play mahjong, you shout out words like 'Pork' for Pong, 'Cock' for Kong, 'Sek Chu' for sek wu.





And the number one sign you're worshipping HOGZILLA is




1. You are part of this kandang babi! Muahhahhahhahahaha =P








Note: No religious offense taken. Written strictly for laughter. One more thing, ripped from here. Enjoy!

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

shuffle my way to a babe : Part 2

all my babi sekalian ...

click this link below!!

http://www.myc.com.my/biore/contest2.htm

cross my fingers, i hope i win!!!

*woooo hooooo! i'm sooooo happy !!

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

R*E*C*R*U*I*T*M*E*N*T D*R*I*V*E

omg. this blog has stopped breathing.

it's as if all the babi's are now in different kandangs already.

it's like the blog pic. above. see how the pig is so sad and lonely in the picture.

i bet he's singing along with Akon's new song ... "Lonely, i am so lonely, i have nobody..."

he probably got separated from his babi kawan's.

sigh.

there's gonna be another kandang in melbourne soon.

me n aly's gonna be doin a recruitment drive soon enough. joel has to help us out too. we must.

any ideas? how to spot babi kawan?

what are the attributes of a si babi?

funny, gila, loves to play mahjong and pictionary, murni's......... and must be.......

he he he.