Is it worth it?
Guess what... my Suprianti has her own Supriantis. She didn't have to come here to work as a Maria. It was because she followed her husband here. The power of love eh?
snorted by g-ata-l @ 10:03 AM
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
shuffle my way to a babe
Biore-Break Free from Acne. Heard of it?
Biore's having this break free roadshow kinda thing.. and they have this contest where you have to write a creative e-mail in less than 30 words to say what are the 3 worst things that you want to break free from..
10 e-mail's will be picked.. then you will receive a hamper each.
but if .. you submit a picture after being picked of how you'll break free from the whatever stuffs you have written.... and if you're one of the two that's chosen.. you'll get an Ipod Shuffle.
haha, not that i'm an enthusiast over a shuffle. but i wouldn't mind one. it's a 'no hassle' contest. just spend 10 mins.. writing an e-mail.
so here's how my e-mail went..
i feel like a pig. i need to break free from the amount of lard in my body, hairy legs and flat looking nose to be a babe.
hahaha.. so at the end of the day.. i'm still a pig.. but a beautiful one .. a BABE.
gosh.. i really want to win it. you pigs have to help me with my picture if i do get in ok?
but i just pray to god they won't publish this in the MYC magazine.
nvm la. it's worth it.
:)
Biore's having this break free roadshow kinda thing.. and they have this contest where you have to write a creative e-mail in less than 30 words to say what are the 3 worst things that you want to break free from..
10 e-mail's will be picked.. then you will receive a hamper each.
but if .. you submit a picture after being picked of how you'll break free from the whatever stuffs you have written.... and if you're one of the two that's chosen.. you'll get an Ipod Shuffle.
haha, not that i'm an enthusiast over a shuffle. but i wouldn't mind one. it's a 'no hassle' contest. just spend 10 mins.. writing an e-mail.
so here's how my e-mail went..
i feel like a pig. i need to break free from the amount of lard in my body, hairy legs and flat looking nose to be a babe.
hahaha.. so at the end of the day.. i'm still a pig.. but a beautiful one .. a BABE.
gosh.. i really want to win it. you pigs have to help me with my picture if i do get in ok?
but i just pray to god they won't publish this in the MYC magazine.
nvm la. it's worth it.
:)
snorted by QueenSLeen @ 1:27 AM
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Hi!
I'm back aye, I'm kinda having a good time aye, I have to thank Sandy-Aly for planning the "surprise" aye, I feel bad for making all of you skip class aye (this doesn't include sandy who planned to skip) but I'll make it up by baking muffins that are not that disgusting to eat. See ya Wednesday...
snorted by g-ata-l @ 9:47 AM
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Snort along Piggies!
To all the pigs in the world,
no matter which part of the globe you're at... you're a part of us :)
pig pork pig pig pork
i am a pig
filled of lard
back side front side
it's lardy lard lard.
i am a pig
who loves to pig
pig till i get
my belly big big.
i am a pig
who loves to snort
why do i snort?
why do you care?
snort snort snort snorty snort snort
pig pig pig piggie pig pig
pig like one
pig in pink
pig with us
and be a PIGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
all pigs who reads this... regardless if you're from Malaysia, Canada, U.K., U.S., Australia, Singapore or even Portugal? hehe.. wherever it is. Give us a snort!
*i know my song is really childish but wth.
no matter which part of the globe you're at... you're a part of us :)
pig pork pig pig pork
i am a pig
filled of lard
back side front side
it's lardy lard lard.
i am a pig
who loves to pig
pig till i get
my belly big big.
i am a pig
who loves to snort
why do i snort?
why do you care?
snort snort snort snorty snort snort
pig pig pig piggie pig pig
pig like one
pig in pink
pig with us
and be a PIGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
all pigs who reads this... regardless if you're from Malaysia, Canada, U.K., U.S., Australia, Singapore or even Portugal? hehe.. wherever it is. Give us a snort!
*i know my song is really childish but wth.
snorted by QueenSLeen @ 8:29 PM
Thursday, April 07, 2005
Introducing the Martins
It's way past 2am but I've got to write this before the gist of it flows away. This is what happens when you leave 2 girls (one who is distraught and the other who was just plain bored, you know who is who =P) online on msn.
Now we all know how the babi tulen is all about cars up to the extent that she will be marrying a Martin. For the "real time" feel of the hilarious conversation, here's a chronology of the chat.
Momma pig speaking here! Hahahaha.
Aston Martin. Hahahahhaa. I was already falling off my chair. And then she had to go:
She's really ambitious here...
What can I say? A pig is always a pig! She's going to be real active in the kandang soon enough... =PpPPpP
The most original joke ever =D
Now we all know how the babi tulen is all about cars up to the extent that she will be marrying a Martin. For the "real time" feel of the hilarious conversation, here's a chronology of the chat.
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
i name them.....aston, mercedes and porsche
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
hahahahaha
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
yeah man
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
aston rocks
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
thats it la
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
hahahaha
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
i will have an aston by 40
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
hahahahahahhahahaha
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
he better be good looking with a name like that
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
hahahha
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
ill diet him if he shows signs of obesity
Momma pig speaking here! Hahahaha.
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
now
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
i need to marry a martin
Aston Martin. Hahahahhaa. I was already falling off my chair. And then she had to go:
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
wah
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
imagine my obituary
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
my anak all nama kereta
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
LOL!
She's really ambitious here...
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
mann
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
ill have more kids just so i can name them
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
LOL!!!
What can I say? A pig is always a pig! She's going to be real active in the kandang soon enough... =PpPPpP
The most original joke ever =D
snorted by 'z1 @ 2:28 AM
Monday, April 04, 2005
too much lard in my brain.
you scramble around and your life looks like it's just crossed paths with the makers of the original blair witch project mockumentary. but lo! a deep rumbling is heard.
the ground thunders, trees shake, jellies wobble, and little birdies scream for worms, but to no avail.
there is no escape, save for an offering.
IT demands sacrifice.
what could appease this great beast of myth and legend? it be no american idol judge or tyra banks or some great power of the reality television network, it be in a 100m radius and it be voracious.
time to get cracking, how does one get away alive, and in good hoots with the mother father sister brother grand auntie and mother in law of all swines?
hmmmmmmmmmm.
your brain strikes upon a thought. the thought files for unprovoked assault, but grudgingly yields its flash of redeeming inspiration.
you reach into your pack, and you find what is left of your day trip supplies. two packets of cookies, a can of pringles, and a large bottle of some generic soft drink.
it just might work.
you stumble into the clearing, a sudden patch in the dark wilderness, the surrounding bush full of gargantuan hog potentiality. you hope it's wrath is not hasty, but you know for a fact that is a false hope, you'd sooner hope for healthy food at a fast food chain. no time to lose.
you open the munchies and start stuffing two cookies at a time into your mouth, you enter the ZONE, even the cookie monster can't touch you. nothing is left, you FINISH IT ALL. even the crumbs, you starver of ants you.
you lay back exhausted from this trial by fire. you have sucessfully invoked the rite of pigging out. grade-A babi behaviour. will it be enough?! will you be spared?!
hogzilla is pleased.
the woods are silent again. only the croak of frogs and insects buzzing fill the senses. a tree falls down in the forest, but you don't see it, or hear it. so it is not relevant. but... you realized you escaped just by an inch of your curly tail.
so, my fellow swines, let this be a lesson, keep constant your piggings or hogzilla will come for you. go forth and be greedy.
*note* it started out as random shit. but it just turned out to be random shit. sometimes, things are as bad as they look. the swineherd made me do it.
the ground thunders, trees shake, jellies wobble, and little birdies scream for worms, but to no avail.
there is no escape, save for an offering.
IT demands sacrifice.
what could appease this great beast of myth and legend? it be no american idol judge or tyra banks or some great power of the reality television network, it be in a 100m radius and it be voracious.
time to get cracking, how does one get away alive, and in good hoots with the mother father sister brother grand auntie and mother in law of all swines?
hmmmmmmmmmm.
your brain strikes upon a thought. the thought files for unprovoked assault, but grudgingly yields its flash of redeeming inspiration.
you reach into your pack, and you find what is left of your day trip supplies. two packets of cookies, a can of pringles, and a large bottle of some generic soft drink.
it just might work.
you stumble into the clearing, a sudden patch in the dark wilderness, the surrounding bush full of gargantuan hog potentiality. you hope it's wrath is not hasty, but you know for a fact that is a false hope, you'd sooner hope for healthy food at a fast food chain. no time to lose.
you open the munchies and start stuffing two cookies at a time into your mouth, you enter the ZONE, even the cookie monster can't touch you. nothing is left, you FINISH IT ALL. even the crumbs, you starver of ants you.
you lay back exhausted from this trial by fire. you have sucessfully invoked the rite of pigging out. grade-A babi behaviour. will it be enough?! will you be spared?!
hogzilla is pleased.
the woods are silent again. only the croak of frogs and insects buzzing fill the senses. a tree falls down in the forest, but you don't see it, or hear it. so it is not relevant. but... you realized you escaped just by an inch of your curly tail.
so, my fellow swines, let this be a lesson, keep constant your piggings or hogzilla will come for you. go forth and be greedy.
*note* it started out as random shit. but it just turned out to be random shit. sometimes, things are as bad as they look. the swineherd made me do it.
snorted by onigiri @ 1:28 AM
