Introducing the Martins

It's way past 2am but I've got to write this before the gist of it flows away. This is what happens when you leave 2 girls (one who is distraught and the other who was just plain bored, you know who is who =P) online on msn.

Now we all know how the babi tulen is all about cars up to the extent that she will be marrying a Martin. For the "real time" feel of the hilarious conversation, here's a chronology of the chat.

alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
i name them.....aston, mercedes and porsche
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
hahahahaha

alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
yeah man
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
aston rocks
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
thats it la
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
hahahaha
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
i will have an aston by 40
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
hahahahahahhahahaha
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
he better be good looking with a name like that
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
hahahha
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
ill diet him if he shows signs of obesity

Momma pig speaking here! Hahahaha.

alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
now
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
i need to marry a martin

Aston Martin. Hahahahhaa. I was already falling off my chair. And then she had to go:

alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
wah
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
imagine my obituary
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
my anak all nama kereta
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
LOL!

She's really ambitious here...

alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
mann
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
ill have more kids just so i can name them
alyson...someone please put me out of my misery and give me teh ais says:
LOL!!!

What can I say? A pig is always a pig! She's going to be real active in the kandang soon enough... =PpPPpP

The most original joke ever =D